If you ever watched the Beverly Hill Billies you would understand that Jed Clampett was no Nice Jewish Boy although he had many fine qualities. At the age of 10 and until the age of 19 I would watch the BHB’s and sometimes fall asleep watching the worst of American TV imported by the English Commercial Channels owned by Lew Grade (a NJB). Ellie May was a SchicksaChick and although I didn’t know it, she was probably my first SC. She still looks cute.
There are two indispensable qualities that an Ellie May or a ‘Caroline’ must have. They should be non-Jewish and they should be cute. There are no other qualifications.