
In the Beginning G-d created the Heaven and Earth and then after six days he rested. This left us without air-conditioning, Julia Child, Quentin Tarantino and the Microwave. He might also have expanded his remit to include other essentials such as the SchicksaChick, Silicone Gel Breast Implants, Liposuction, Laser Hair Removal and of course, Botox. SC’s arrived quite soon after the Big Bang, probably the 9th or 10th day chronologically, but we had to wait another 7000 years to get the rest.


