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February 23rd, 21041 visitors at 10.47 p.m. EST. SchicksaChick is on Amazon as paperback and Kindle Edition.
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To be published in December 2010, written by noted author and best-selling writer, Norman J. Brodstein. A guide for Nice Jewish Boys and SchicksaChicks on the essentials of getting to know each other. Biopics of some of the most famous NJB’s and SC’s and their matchings are included. Available on Amazon and Kindle, in print and digital versions. NJB
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Kate Moss
Tan fat looks better than white fat.
You can never be too rich or too thin.
Fat lips look better than Thin lips.
Big boobs are better than No boobs
It is a constant fight between your face and your tits and your ass. If you lose weight in your face, your tits and your ass drop.
Marry a Plastic Surgeon. It keeps the cost down.
Here I was thinking that I was the only NJB in the world with a SC wife, when I read an uplifting book on Israel called Start up Nation: The Story of Israel’s Economic Miracle by Dan Senor and Saul Singer , which tells me that the 1950’s Law of Return gives Israeli Citizenship status to non-Jewish spouses of Jews, non-Jewish children and grandchildren of Jews. So it seems you can have your cake and eat it too.
My own special line of Lingerie and Tight T-shirts. Nothing and I mean nothing, turns on a NJB more than a sexy pair of panties with SchicksaChick across the cheeks or a tight T-shirt with SchicksaChick emblazoned across his favourite SC’s breasts. Better and more tasteful than a tattoo and only for his eyes.
If you would like a custom thong, panties or tight T-shirt; e-mail me at SchicksaChick@gmail.com
with your preferred style and size and I will contact you with prices and shipping info.
This list is intended to make this site PC as well as to indeminify it from any Jewish Forums that think I can’t spot a good looking JG. But seriously, are these chicks really Jewish? Where were they when I was growing up? I obviously had a seriously deprived childhood. NJB’s take a cautionary note at how easy it is to stray…
My temporary top list of NJG’s.
- Bar Rafaeli
- Scarlett Johansson
- Rachel Weiss
- Natalie Portman
- Sarah Jessica Parker
- Jane Seymour
- Gwyneth Paltrow
- Chelsea Handler
- Kate Hudson
Nominations please for 3 Categories, one individual per year for each Section.
Category Number 1
Section A. SchicksaChick of the Year, our most coveted award
Suggestions so far: Natalia Vodianova, Lady Gaga, Madonna.
Section B. SchicksaChick Hall of Fame
Suggestions so far: Penelope Cruz, Madonna.
Category Number 2
Section A. Nice Jewish Boy of the Year, our second most coveted award
Suggestions so far: Ariel “Ari” Zev Emanuel (Hollywood Agent)
Section B. Nice Jewish Boy Hall of Fame
Peter Sellars (English Comedian -The Pink Panther Movies)
Category Number 3
Section A. Honorary SchicksaChick of the Year
No suggestions so far:
Section B. Honorary Nice Jewish Boy of the Year
Suggestions so far: Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan