There is nothing like a personalised piece of jewelry for your favourite SC. Now in conjunction with a local jeweler, SC is offering silver, white and yellow gold pendants and bracelets incorporating the SC logo.
These are custom made and will be of the highest quality only. Prices begin at $1000. If you are interested and want to find out more, please email us at schicksachick@gmail.com.
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To be published in December 2010, written by noted author and best-selling writer, Norman J. Brodstein. A guide for Nice Jewish Boys and SchicksaChicks on the essentials of getting to know each other. Biopics of some of the most famous NJB’s and SC’s and their matchings are included. Available on Amazon and Kindle, in print and digital versions. NJB
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” Kate Moss
Tan fat looks better than white fat.
You can never be too rich or too thin.
Fat lips look better than Thin lips.
Big boobs are better than No boobs
It is a constant fight between your face and your tits and your ass. If you lose weight in your face, your tits and your ass drop.
Marry a Plastic Surgeon. It keeps the cost down.
Music and Lyrics
Alan Beck
Verse 1
Well I’ve had a rovin’ eye since my barmitzvah
That’s when I began my interest in girls.
Now I hear my Yiddish Momme yellin’, *”A klog iz mir!”
Coz I’ve loved them from all over the world.
There was Mary, Lola, Heidi, Olga, Liu and Bridget
Man, those goyish girls were really the best!
But when you’re the son of a real Jewish mother
You play your cards close to your chest.
Chorus
Oi, Oi Vey
SchicksaChicks, SchicksaChicks
It’s how a real nice Jewish boy can get his kicks.
SchicksaChicks, SchicksaChicks
I get my fix when I can mix with SchicksaChicks.
Verse 2
By my twenties I developed SchicksaChicks addiction
And I know I just could not get enough
But I thought my Momme’d give me Jewish guilt affliction
If she knew I’d been involved in that stuff
Dating Asian, Celtic, African and Anglo-Saxon
Man my social life was really a whirl
But it seemed that the job of my nice Jewish mother
Was to find me a nice Jewish girl.
Chorus
Oi, Oi Vey
SchicksaChicks, SchicksaChicks
It’s how a real nice Jewish boy can get his kicks.
SchicksaChicks, SchicksaChicks
I get my fix when I can mix with SchicksaChicks.
Verse 3
So then if I were an Arab eating Camel and shellfish
With a harem of my SchicksaChick wives.
I could tell my Yiddish Momme, “Listen, don’t be selfish,”
“And just leave us to get on with our lives”!
I could mix my milk and meat and eat some bread at Pesach.
No-one saying, “Son, it’s for your own good”.
But of course I’d still love my nice Jewish mother,
I’d still love her home-made Kosher food.
Chorus
Oi, Oi Vey
Schicksa Chicks,Schicksa Chicks
It’s how a real nice Jewish boy can get his kicks.
SchicksaChicks, SchicksaChicks
I get my fix when I can mix with SchicksaChicks.
*”A klog iz mir!” – “Woe is me!” in Yiddish.
© Alan Beck 2009
Here I was thinking that I was the only NJB in the world with a SC wife, when I read an uplifting book on Israel called Start up Nation: The Story of Israel’s Economic Miracle by Dan Senor and Saul Singer , which tells me that the 1950’s Law of Return gives Israeli Citizenship status to non-Jewish spouses of Jews, non-Jewish children and grandchildren of Jews. So it seems you can have your cake and eat it too.
